Day 29: Stories

1. Giving Jbendo a tour of Kaiser:

Me: And this is the Pedi Department to the left
Jbendo: Huh?
Me: Pedi...Pediatrics...
Jbendo: What???
Me: Pediatrics Department
Jbendo: Ohhhhh, kids.
Me: Wow, that's what you call Berkeley education, ah?

2. Kuya, Jbendo, and I talking about how my brover was drunk after VIP, while mom washes the dishes:

Kuya: What else did I do?
Me: You ate the whole bowl of boiled eggs.
Jbendo: Yeah! Hahaha
Kuya: Really? Man, I don't remember.
Mom(angry & very serious): Ay! That's bad if you don't remember! You never know what might happen. Someone might steal your kidney!
Kuya, Jbendo, and I: WHAT THE FUH! LOL AHAHHA

Happy St. Patrick's Day, don't forget to take allergy medicine, and bring snacks to work/school tomorrow! Enjoy!