Day 16: 5 People You Always Find on the SJSU BUS.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more than you.

MUAHAHA, stttuuppiiidd right? Ok, ok, that'll be the last Chuck Norris fact.....maybe.

Every morning I park at the Park&Ride lot and take a SJSU shuttle/bus to campus. Taking the shuttle for two years now, I have noticed that there are certain people that you find in the bus. What gave me this idea was the "11 guys you always find playing basketball" video on youtube. So I'm going to name this one..

"5 PEOPLE YOU ALWAYS FIND ON THE SJSU BUS"

1. The One That Smells.
This person just smells. It can be sweat, it can be the clothes, it can be body odor, or it can be breathe. It sucks sitting next to him/her and you can't help but to breathe through your mouth, turning the opposite direction.
2. The One That Keeps Glancing At You Or Your Toes.
Sitting across from people can be totally awkward, especially if you are leaning against the window, forcing yourself to face other students. There's always someone that keeps looking at your face or your toes if you're wearing flip flops. It's creepy, weird, and uncomfortable.
3. The One You Always See Every M/W or T/TH
Taking the bus everyday, you just notice who is in the bus with you. It's funny seeing the same person every M/W or T/TH and figure that you guys have the same schedule. However, it sucks if you don't see that person because that means you are running late! (Side note: Mel, remember our "Timers" when going to Cabrillo?!)
4. The One That Can't Reach The Holding Bar.
Aww, nothing sucks more than standing up in a full bus--double sucks if you are too short to reach the bar. This sort of applies to me. I can reach it, but my arm is fully stretched out and it hurts. Ha! But there are oh so kind dudes that offer their seat because you're too short. Give thanks.
5. The One That Talks On Their Cell Phone...LOUDLY.
Oh dear golly, you're in a bus, no one is talking, just music playing..and BAM, you hear a person (most likely a girl) chatting up on the cell phone. You can't help but turn your head and see who is talking and you find yourself listening to their conversation. But hey, if you don't want people to hear, then talk quietly or wait until you get off the bus. Kapeesh? Kapeesh.

That was fun! Hope you enjoyed! Got a glimpse of my bus experiences haha. Tomorrow is Friday, have a wonderful sunny day everyone! Take allergy medicine and don't forget to drink lots of water. Take a break and grab some yogurt at YOGURT WORKS (print out the coupon, wear green, and receive 10% off!) GO! ;)